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Ailsa's Gaming Page
I know, I know. A Gaming Page can be controversial, but frankly, I think that people have been placing Bets on whether Org was going to beat the crap out of Dorg way back in the Stone Age (all their names rhymed back then -- all the easier to spell, I'm guessing...), so here it is. I think this is a bit of human reality...
Poker is a huuge new phenomenon (that word makes me sing that little ditty that Sandra Bullock sang on the Muppet Show years ago... Phenomenom, da-da, d'da-dah, buh-da, buh-da...ba d'da-dah...Phenomenom, ba da-da-dah... you get the idea... and you know I'm singing away as I type, right? hahaha!). Anyway, you might be really into poker, or just checking it out online so you can become an amazing poker player before you head to, oh, Vegas, or your buddies house, where you plan to win big... playing for matchsticks, or what ever it is you might be playing for. I wouldn't know -- Scrabble's my game, and we play for the sheer fun of drinking while playing. It's not a requirement, but it is a whole lot more fun! haha!
Ooooh, please take note that PokerRoom.com is intended for UK Audience (United Kingdom... you know, The British Isles... man, I'm up too late,and now canny remember how to spell 'Isles. That's right, ain't it? Just write to me if I'se wrong, but dinny correct me grammar! haha!)
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And so, here we are -- go ahead and have some fun! I love Survivor, so I'll need to get that Banner on here so you can place your Bets on that, too!
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Yahoo!! Hockey is Back, and I'm pretty sure all the Fans will come on back, too... some folks are still mad about the whole Strike-thing, but they'll get over it as soon as their Team wins a few games!
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And, you can pop in and check your Astrological Forecast (to see when you will get that Land or a New Love -- maybe both! ha,ha!)
Are you getting into the Whole New Poker craze? Now it's available On-line!
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You can get your Hockey Jerseys for your favorite Team, here! (I don't know if we'll be able to watch any Hockey, but at least we can still wear your own Team's Shirt!)
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Let me know when you win stuff from my Gambling Page, so we can post your Winnings here -- you don't need your last name, of course, so you can avoid the bother of having to tell people , "No, you canny borrow any o' me money!". ha,ha,ha!
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I like this Banner because my Lucky Number is 7!
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You can go through Intertops to make a Bet on who you think will win on Survivor -- turn your favorite into Cash! ha,ha,ha! Or any Sports Bet and other Gaming Stuff, of course!!
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Schmokin' 'N Gamblin' -- they often go together, no? If you've been to a Casino, lately, and my best guess (or Bet! ha,ha!) is that you have... anyway, it's pretty much 'Make a Bet, Take a Drag, Push the Button, Take a Puff...' .
So, remember that Smoking is Hazardous to Your Health, please don't smoke while you're pregnant (mostly females, here... ha,ha!), and Second Hand Smoke is harmful and annoyink to those around you, so be mindful of others if you're a Smoker...
Is that enough for the Warnings? I hate those Ads on TV that show you the health effects of smoking -- I say if it's sooo gross that you can't watch it, it won't get through to anyone. I think a better campaign would be to show the non-smokers havin' a great time in Hawaii with the money they saved on cigarettes over the years, versus someone in a hospital bed hooked up to the Oxegyn, with a slogan that read:"Where would you rather spend your time?" Don't you think that would be a better ad? And hopefully there's be some nice bathing suits involved...
But, it's a Free World, Thank Goodness, and you makes your own choices, right? So if you're a Smoker, here's a good link for you...
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And if you're Trying to Quit Smoking, here's a great Link. Just like anything else, you won't be able to Quit and make some serious changes until you decide for yourself to do it -- so when you're ready, these are all great 'Tried & True' Methods!
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Okay, so if you're on the Gambling Page, hopefully you're an Adult, capable of making Adult Decicions, so here's one of mine...
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Here are some Links to Playboy -- everybody has some memories (or should I say 'mammories...ha,ha!) around this Magazine, and I really DO like it for the Articles -- plus, it's good to be open-minded, right??
So here goes...
www.cheerleadersandcollegegirls.com
Wet Tshirt Competitions:
There now -- that wasn't so bad, was it?? ha,ha! It's just one of those things -- if you think you'll be offended, don't click it, and we'll all be all right...
Now if I could just get some Links to their Playboy Store, I'd be all set!